I Am the Imaginary Guitar International Titleholder
When I was just 10, I discovered a feature in my hometown newspaper about the Global Air Guitar Contest, which take place every year in my birthplace of Oulu, Finland. My parents had participated at the inaugural contest starting from 1996 – my mum gave out flyers, my dad sorted the music. Since then, domestic competitions have been organized in many nations, with the titleholders converging in Oulu annually.
Initially, I asked my parents if I could compete. They weren't sure at first; the event was in a bar, and there would be a lot of adults. They felt it might be an overwhelming atmosphere, but I was determined.
During childhood, I was always “playing” air guitar, miming along to the most popular rock tunes with my make-believe instrument. Mom and Dad were enthusiasts – my father loved The Boss and U2. the Australian rockers was the first band I found independently. the guitarist, the lead guitarist, was my hero.
When I stepped on stage, I played my set to AC/DC’s Whole Lotta Rosie. The audience started yelling “Angus”, similar to the concert version, and it dawned on me: this must be to be a guitar hero. I advanced to the last round, performing to a large audience in the public plaza, and I was addicted. I got the nickname “Little Angus” that day.
Later I paused. I was a judge one year, and started the show once more, but I didn’t compete. I came back at 18, tried a few different stage names, but people kept calling me “Little Angus” so I accepted it fully and make “The Angus” as my artist name. I’ve qualified for the last round annually from 2022 onward, and in 2023 I was the runner-up, so I was set to win this year.
The worldwide group is like a close-knit group. Our motto is ‘Play air guitar, avoid battles’. It may seem funny, but it’s a real philosophy.
The contest is intense but joyful. Contestants have a short window to give everything – explosive energy, precise mimicry, rock star charisma – on an invisible guitar. The panel score you on a grading system from a specific numeric range. In the case of a tie, there’s an “tiebreaker” between the last two competitors: a tune begins and you create on the spot.
Getting ready is key. I chose an Avenged Sevenfold song for my routine. I played it repeatedly for a long time. I practiced flexibility, trying to get my lower body loose enough to jump, my digits nimble enough to mimic solos and my back prepared for those bends and jumps. By the time the big day dawned, I could internalize the track in my being.
Once all acts were done, the scores came in, and I had matched with the titleholder from Japan, the Japanese titleholder – it was moment for an final showdown. We competed directly to that classic rock anthem by Guns N’ Roses. As the music started, I felt relieved because it was familiar to me, and above all I was so thrilled to play again. As they declared I’d triumphed, the venue went wild.
My memory is blurry. I think I blacked out from the excitement. Then everyone started performing Neil Young’s that well-known track and raised me up on to their arms. One of the greats – AKA his performer title – a previous titleholder and one of my best pals, was holding me. I cried. I was Finland’s first air guitar global winner in 25 years. The prior titleholder, the former champion, was in attendance as well. He offered me the biggest hug and said it was “finally happening”.
Our global network is like a family. Our guiding saying is “Make air, not war”. Though it appears comical, but it’s a true way of life. Competitors come from many countries, and everyone is supportive and encouraging. As you prepare to compete, all participants offers an embrace. Then for one minute you’re free to be uninhibited, humorous, the top performer in the world.
I’m also a beat keeper and guitarist in a musical act with my family member called the group title, inspired by the sports figure, as we’re inspired by UK rock and post-punk. I’ve been bartending for a short time, and I create independent videos and song visuals. The victory hasn’t affected my daily activities too much but I’ve been doing a many interviews, and I wish it brings more artistic projects. The city will be a cultural hub soon, so there are great prospects.
At present, I’m just appreciative: for the network, for the opportunity to play, and for that young child who read an article and thought, “I want to do that.”